quite possibly…

I just read quite possibly the greatest sentence ever written in the history of film review.

Let me preface this by saying that I have not watched the new Indiana Jones movie, although I would like to. I’m sure that it will be cheesy, I’m sure that it will be ridiculous, but that didn’t stop me from loving the first three Indy movies, and it won’t stop me from at least watching the new one. Besides, there is an outside chance that I have a man-crush on Shia LeBouf.

Anyways, the sentence.

“Make no mistake, the fourth Indiana Jones movie is a cheese-covered orgy of bad ideas.”

Here is the rest of the review.